you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Randomize
