i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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