these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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