he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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