ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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