I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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