oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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