Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
