yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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