Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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