The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
my liver is dry heaving
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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