Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My breasts were aching with rage.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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