He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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