I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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