So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
