is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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