Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Randomize
