we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I forgot wine drunk hurts
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
