If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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