Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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