I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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