At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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