He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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