Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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