why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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