biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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