She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
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