Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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