i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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