Me. At least after what I've been through.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I want her autograph on my taint
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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