i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Boobs speak an international language.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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