Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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