why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
dude. I can hear the air.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize