I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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