Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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