In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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