Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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