P.S. I can't hear my feet
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
The struggles of a small town man whore
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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