Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
