hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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