Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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