would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
BRING THE BAGELS
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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