this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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