Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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