what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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