I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Randomize
