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Puke
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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