I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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