I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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