I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
