I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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