When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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